Monday, October 6, 2008


This is what it must have felt like to be John Hurt playing an idiot savant in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. As far as Daly could tell no one could understand a word he was saying, mostly because he was speaking in low pitched groans. The woman he was accosting had leaped in response to his uninviting incomprehensible babble directly out of the rubbish bin she had been frequenting, retaining only the upper rim of its cylinder which adorned her thigh like an unattractive garter.

That's a good look, said Koopa without a hint of sarcasm

Like you'd have any sense of fashion. said Daly

It's always facinated me really.

Really? Please go on...Daly didn't really know what to say, Koopa could do the rest of the talking. The idea of a reptilian fashion maven trapped in his head only intensified his personal diagnosis of clinical insanity in the affrimative.

Well, to be honest I've always felt like a cow trapped in a bulls body.(were male reptiles even called bulls!?). This whole experience it's like I'm a beautiful butterfly breaking free from the restraints of my cacoon and my past life as a cataerpillar.

Now Koopa was the female consciousness of a male komodo dragon trapped in a man's body. That's progress.

1 comment:

lorenhops said...

To be clear I'm using the word "accosting" here in the: approach and speak to boldly or aggressively not the other form.