I feel compelled to document all the crazy (by some standards), but mostly normal (by normal standards) yet still morally reprehensible (according to my tribe) hijinks that I've been up to. You know how a certain subset of ex-Mormons want to assure their former comrades that they don't automatically participate in things like recreational drug use, casual sex, alcoholism, bizarre sacrificial rituals,
moderate cannibalism etc. just because they left the fold? Well I do all of them. Will I ever learn? Only by experience. I'm glad I live in interesting times.