finessing the numbers in my favour

In the interests of monitoring slimodsoc's traffic flow I have enlisted the help of a few different services whose area of expertise is internet metrics. Using the data gathered, I have discovered that I visit my own blog at least twice as much as the rest of the combined population of the planet. Mark Twain once said something like: "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to reassess your position." Guess that means I don't got nuthin' to worry 'bout, 'cept keepin' on doin' what Loren does.