Wednesday, June 24, 2009

17 days later...

I am still alive.

God has a distinct advantage I can't see him, but he can see me.

I have watched 4 seasons of Lost in a two week span. I hadn't watched any episodes before then.

I have stolen elements from Lost and written them in a story that I wrote before I'd ever seen it (see my attempts at fiction from earlier in this blog), sounds like something from Lost.

Lost is possibly the greatest series in the history of television.

I have taken a vow of celibacy against fast food. I don't know if this is possible. Celibacy by definition probably isn't broad enough to encompass food of any variety. I've been known to do some strange things in my time.

I have converted to Buddhism or Neo-Nazism or maybe I'm just tired of looking at my asymmetrically receding hairline. Either way I'm shaving my head today.

I am a gun salesman who may be fired. This metaphor must stand on its on merits.

It's time to go to sleep.

Good night.


Anonymous said...

Go the Lost... I kind of started losing interest around series 3 but it got better around 4. Um yeah, fast food celibacy aye? What have you been getting up to exactly in Oz? Celibacy by generally accepted definition constitutes one of 2 things - absence of sexual relations or is less often used to denote the unmarried state. I'm gonna make a wild stab in the dark here and say your consummation of fast food so far has been restricted to eating, as opposed to fast food fetishism even though Ronald McDonald's like, so hot right now...While I can only imagine his fuzzy haired, oversized shoe charms, I'm gonna hazard a guess and say fast food abstinence is probably what you're getting at

Loren said...

you could be right then again you could be wrong. Here at slimodsoc malapropism is a way of life (yes I have in correctly used that word too). My intent is to break the English language in half. I think I'm getting better at it.

Anonymous said...

I always knew you were a special boy Mr Hopkins... right now, I'm not exactly sure what kind of special, but I like it