God has a distinct advantage I can't see him, but he can see me.
I have watched 4 seasons of Lost in a two week span. I hadn't watched any episodes before then.
I have stolen elements from Lost and written them in a story that I wrote before I'd ever seen it (see my attempts at fiction from earlier in this blog), sounds like something from Lost.
Lost is possibly the greatest series in the history of television.
I have taken a vow of celibacy against fast food. I don't know if this is possible. Celibacy by definition probably isn't broad enough to encompass food of any variety. I've been known to do some strange things in my time.
I have converted to Buddhism or Neo-Nazism or maybe I'm just tired of looking at my asymmetrically receding hairline. Either way I'm shaving my head today.
I am a gun salesman who may be fired. This metaphor must stand on its on merits.
It's time to go to sleep.