Ditie launched herself into the space formerly occupied by Bilix, catching the toilet bowl accidently with her leg, stumbling in the process. She managed to realign her centre of gravity in time to prevent certain disaster, then allowed herself a brief bout of relief at no one having witnessed her lack of co-ordination. "They really are portals!"
In an unpleasent place at the edge of nowhere...
Brandon gathered himself, the under-sized over-ugly, yet still humaniod-like creature edged a little closer to him. It extended its hand. Brandon tried not to flinch. "I'm Bilix, you big sod. What's your name?"