John Ramboa narrowly escaped being blown to death by artillery fire power thick enough to level a reasonably sized city. After disposing of his well armed but incompetently trained (and deadly inaccurate) enemies he made his way through a generic forest. It's not clear exactly how a forest of this sort reveals itself in the real world except to say that it has no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever. Kind of like that girl you know who looks like every other girl you've met, yet whose features remain distinctly unremarkable.
When he emerged he found himself amidst several frogs that he promptly decided to use for target practice...
After out running a spontaneous nuclear explosion, Chon (possibly a synthesis of several Arnie movie characters) dove in spectacular fashion in what amounted to a physical manifestation of a declarative sentence. Science and nature defeated in one foul swoop, the laws of physics had been broken in at least seventeen different ways with this single act. Chon dusted himself off, then stood triumphant, he had arrived...
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