"No you're not."
"I was swallowed by a sea of frogs."
"Wha, What does that mean? Is that some kinda euphemism? Wait, why am I talking to you?"
"Yes. Um, no. I don't know"
"Koopa's a lizard, you're a voice in my head. I mean, if you're him, how do you know english? Never mind, I don't know why I'm playing along with this &*%$."
"It's all a very long story. Lets start with: I don't know."