back again again

HELLO ZERO READERS! DID YOU MISS ME?

I now have my very own internet connection, with extremely limited gigabitage attached. It's time to resurrect this blog. As you may have noticed, the clutch stalled on the last story here. Mainly because it was bollocks. Not that anything new that I bring to the table will be any better, it's just that the last lot was dishonest bollocks. The worst kind. This time, things will be different, I will now write a story that I actually care about. Last time it was practice, it served it's purpose, but it's time to move on. Come along for the ride and feel free to rip me a new one if you think I'm spouting trash, don't worry too much about hurting my feelings, I don't get too precious about my work *grits teeth*, then again we could always just create the biggest flame war in history together. Wouldn't that be nice.