All parents should have a favourite. I only had one child so I wouldn't have to choose. This is the kind of jacked up thinking Canada had to endure on a daily basis. She harvested that gem from her mum's (mom's?) journal, with out her knowlege of course. The rest of its contents she'd rather not think about, yes it got a whole lot worse. C wasn't entirely sure what her mum had to do with her current prediciment, maybe she was getting soft.
"Like I said my dear, I'm here to help you. Maybe it's better you didn't eat that burger, what I'm about to share is probably best received on an empty stomach."