Always putting the toilet seat down is so last century.
It's a coddling, sexist, boorish gesture and I'm sick of it.
It hearkens back to a time when women were considered incapable of anything other than getting pregnant and if you were lucky, mixing up a mean stew.
We're beyond this, sisters are doing it for themselves, so let 'em. I'm all for liberation.
Let's put an end to an ugly relic of a best forgotten bygone era. All capable humans take the destiny of your toilet seat into your own hands!
Disclaimer: I am a second wave machoist and to be fair extremely lazy.