A group of white pretentious pricks gathered around Mount Salvation. They came with remorse for the past sins of their protestant progenitors and in protest of their contemporaries excess', attempting to make amends for something they could never change and focusing attention toward things they never would.
A spokesperson stepped forward clothed in Amerindian attire, it was not clear if this was a mark of respect or insult. "Oh great mountain share with us your secrets..."
"If only you could hear me you self-righteous bastards."